one of my fav comedians is Tony Marin
It was recited by Frank Woodley of Lano and Woodley during their final tour as a duo the date of broadcast was:
| 11/8/2006 |
His parents said he could do anything.
If he put his mind to it.
They said “Son you gotta believe in yourself”.
“You can do it if you just put your mind to it”.
So he set his heart and soul.
On winning the Melbourne Cup.
But his parents were unrealistic dickheads.
And he was 6ft 8.
He came up with the only plan.
That would get him down to correct weight.
Both his arms and both his legs he decided to amputate.
So the crowd on that November day.
Went wild and a huge applause went up.
As he gripped the reins within his teeth and a
Bouncing torso rode the winner of the cup.
