EPIC MOVIE

The plot: non-existant they always seem to go for the lowest common denomonator. About the only thing good with this movie was the guy who played the Jack Sparrow parody he is uncanny in his impersonation of him his name is Darrel Hammond and he was on SNL many years ago and played the preist in Scary Movie 3.
It has fuckin Kumar in it I didn't even know he was in the movie I certainly didn't see him in the trailers but then i suppose it is not important to the movie execs since it will probly be a white majority that go and see it. Thank god I, didn't pay to see it.
I was kind of tipped of that this would be a bad movie by the fact that my local paper gave it 1 star out of five.

This movie is complete and utter b.s it is never funny it always tedious and i could predict the jokes that would come. The best jokes were in the friggin trailer that made me laugh little did i know they used just about every good joke in it. This is from the same people that penned Date Movie another craptacular it even includes some of the same cast the british bloke from it is in this too as are mr and mrs Fuckyerdoder I forget their real names.
The plot: non-existant they always seem to go for the lowest common denomonator. About the only thing good with this movie was the guy who played the Jack Sparrow parody he is uncanny in his impersonation of him his name is Darrel Hammond and he was on SNL many years ago and played the preist in Scary Movie 3.
It has fuckin Kumar in it I didn't even know he was in the movie I certainly didn't see him in the trailers but then i suppose it is not important to the movie execs since it will probly be a white majority that go and see it. Thank god I, didn't pay to see it.
I was kind of tipped of that this would be a bad movie by the fact that my local paper gave it 1 star out of five.
You can shine and shine a turd but in the end it is still a turd.