"Do voles have arses? Of course stupid question but they dont have a pronounced arse do they but there is a small area at the top of the legs but before the back that can be touched up by an amourous badger."
"I'll just let the next bus drag me home ... i may lose some skin but that is something i'm prepared to do ... i can always get new skin .. from my friend .. who has a skin shop ... a shop of skin"
"Show Me!....Show MEE!....SHOW ME WHERE YOUR MOTHER LIVES!!!"
"If your Haircut Goes Wrong. Wear an Hat""Wow youre like a little essex based Confucious"
